by Wake Up With The Wolf Show,posted Oct 27 2011 8:46AM
It's me, the so-called 'Dirty Uncle Clay' here to clear the air while good 'ol Puffy (that's what we called him back in his East TN days)...
I've been racking my brain over the last couple of days, trying to understand how I qualified to be called 'DUC' in the first place...heck, I shower and use deodorant every day (even though, according to our Nearly Impossible Trivia Question this morning, 1/3 of Americans forget to apply the stick before they exit his or her's house), and I don't really portray any real dirty traits!Â If you ask me, it's a cover-up from Chuck...'just sayin'.
Now, I'm here to defend my own honor here, and show you real dirty uncles...
Now this is my best friend Adam's Dirty Uncle Billy...note the misaligned and missing teeth, the one eye open/closed deal he's rocking, and the wicked cool stained wife-beater that is surrounded by the hairyestÂ shoulder's I've ever seen (even more so than my own)
Now, meet Dirty Uncle Leon.Â He's my ex-girlfriend's second uncle twice removed, which really means he's not blood related to anyone, honestly, but that never kept him from crashing reunions, weddings, funerals, and yes, even the occasional collegiate basketball games in his purple t-shirt soliciting hugs...Thanks Dirty Uncle Leon...I love your white guy afro.
Which brings me to yours truly, the Prime Minister of Twang that you've opened your hearts and ears to on The Wolf.Â Â A tad overweight, but otherwise a stand-up kinda guy...with a slight smell of Carter Brother's BBQ and Gain laundry detergent.Â I'll be covering Chuck Marsh's role on the Wake Up With The WolfÂ Show just one more day, then he's back on Thursday.Â Tomorrow morning we have TNA Wrastin' tickets to give you with a game we call the "Redneck Spellin' Bee", plus Nearly Impossible Trivia, a trip to see a private Montgomery Gentry show in Atlanta, and much much more, so please give us a listen...my mom would be so happy if you did...starting Wednesday at 5 a.m.!